S*** Happens

With the Easter weekend approaching quickly, the voices in my head are conflicted about what to write, though we've all agreed that it will be on religion (cue evil music). So, to keep you amused in the meantime, I'm posting a little item that I found entitled "S*** Happens In Various World Religions." Enjoy!

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S*** Happens - The Religious Viewpoints

Taoism
S*** happens, go with the flow.

Hare Krishna
S*** happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism
This s*** has happened before.

Islam
S*** happening is the will of Allah.

Zen
What is the sound of s*** happening?

Existentialism
S*** doesn't happen; s*** is.

Buddhism
When s*** happens, is it really s***?

Confucianism
Confucius says, "S*** happens".

7th Day Adventist
S*** happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism
S*** won't happen if you work harder.

Catholicism
If s*** happens, you deserved it.

Jehovah's Witnesses
No s*** happens until Armageddon, and it won't happen to us.

Unitarian
What is this s***?

Mormon
S*** happens again & again & again.

Judaism
Why does this s*** always happen to us?

Pentacostalism
Praise the s***!

Atheism
There is no s***!

New Age
S*** happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this s***.